Hookertard 

a hooker that has sex with retards.

Damn ol girl is a hookertard

Hookertard by lalala012345 February 22, 2011

hooktard 

Noun:
A profoundly stupid prostitute. Contraction of "hooker" and "retard"

I called an escort service last night. The girl they sent was such a hooktard! She couldn't find my hotel, then she couldn't count the money right and thought I shorted her, then she forgot the condoms!

hooktard by bobber222 August 29, 2012

hookerated

When something acts as a hooker does. Going down, walking the streets, etc

Damn, MSN is hookerated AGAIN! We should all move to JABBER, it's the NU HAWTNESS!

hookerated by The_Tick March 30, 2005

Hookertary

An administrative assistant who is employed for reasons not related to his/her clerical or professional skills.

OMG Did you see what the hookertary is wearing today? Is it pole dancing Friday again?

Hookertary by Echination January 14, 2015