“yeah, johns a huge Homosimpien for me, he bought me a ring last night made with obsidian as the gem.”
by TheBakingDino January 29, 2022
A play on Homo sapien, describing a modern human who has evolved primarily to simp, especially in online spaces. Distinguished by excessive thirst in DMs, unpaid OnlyFans subs, and a deep emotional attachment to e-girls, cam models, or fictional characters.
Etymology:
From Latin Homo sapien (“wise man”) + simp (“someone who does too much for a person they like”). Ironically, homosimpiens often lack wisdom.
Etymology:
From Latin Homo sapien (“wise man”) + simp (“someone who does too much for a person they like”). Ironically, homosimpiens often lack wisdom.
“Bro just dropped $200 on her wishlist and she didn’t even reply, classic homosimpien behavior.”
“Ever since he found her Twitch stream, he's gone full homosimpien.”
“Ever since he found her Twitch stream, he's gone full homosimpien.”
by DeathAtDawn April 12, 2025