No homo

You can say no homo and you can slap dicks with people

I fucked your dad last night but we said no homo so it fine

by Notgayguy97 March 29, 2019

no homo

Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds gay.

His ass is mine. No homo.

by EJL March 23, 2004

No homo

When you say something that sounded unintentionally gay.

John: I want to see your dick. No homo
Friend: What the fuck?

by Cerixem August 14, 2016

no homo

An addendum to a possibly homosexual-sounding statement. Working as a "Get Out of Jail Free" card, it allows the speaker to maintain his or her heterosexual reputation no matter how homosexual the previous or forthcoming statement.

I'm coming out of the closet; I am gay, I have had gay sex numerous times, and I am moving to Massachusetts with my boyfriend to gave a gay marriage. No homo.

by Buizly October 26, 2008

no homo

A phrase that makes you straight NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY/DO.

Idiot Male 1: I find men attractive and I love to suck cock. I also like big black dick up my asshole.
Idiot Male 2: EEEEWWWWW.
Idiot Male 1: No homo.
Idiot Male 2: Oh, Okay.

by FrigidAir July 30, 2008

No homo

1.) A phrase that you say after a potentially gay sentence or act and get away with it without actually being considered a homosexual.

2) A phrase to cover up your gay side after a gay sentence or act because you ARE actually a homo but you're not out of the closet yet.

1) "Stay on my ass. No Homo."

2) "Yeah, Paul and I also like to get oiled up and wrestle each other naked for 30 minutes and then take a long hot bath together listening to Celine Dion. No homo."

by urbanwiktionary September 30, 2009

No homo

A word you HAVE to say after saying or doing something that might sound or look gay

I wanna suck your dick so bad...no homo

by Rickitan May 23, 2017