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Homely-humper

A person who is only sexually/physically attracted to unattractive people.
Attractive woman: Hey, do you know what kind of girls Matt is into?
Attractive woman's friend: Don't waste your time. He's a homely-humper.
by Lillykins October 3, 2013
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Homolympics

The Homolympic Games are a major international event featuring summer and winter sports, in which thousands of homosexual athletes participate in a variety of ass-humpingly awesome competitions.

The headquarters of the International Homolympics Committee (IHC) is located in the gay district of San Francisco and is currently headed by the Danfag Chairman.

Notable events may include:

Bobbing inside the Sled
Skeleton with Boners
Queer Ice Dancing
Shooting with the Javelin
Passing my Baton Relay Race
Penisaurus Rex Riding
Three-way Triathalon
Cockmunging for Cockmungers
AVBP-Ball
The danfag won a rainbow medal at the Homolympics
by b0ringtimes February 24, 2010
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ad homilem

Falsely accusing someone of committing the ad hominem fallacy, usually due to a misunderstanding of the ad hominem fallacy.
Person1: I won't vote for him since he lacks character and morals.

Person2: But, that is an ad hominem attack.

Person1: Well, that is an ad homilem defense.
by Jack Greynold June 14, 2018
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Homly Momly

Homly Momly is said when the mom feels homly so you must respect the mom.
by Frigos August 6, 2022
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homely stick

n. when touched by this stick, you instantly turn ugly as fuck. this beating is also called the "homely beating"
zach is so ugly that he got hit by the homely stick as a child.

the homely stick laid a smack down on andrew.
by pooponyourmother August 19, 2011
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Homely

(Adj.)

Not attractive or good-looking: a homely child.
Lacking elegance or refinement: homely furniture.
Of a simple or unpretentious nature; plain: homely truths.
Characteristic of the home or of home life: homely skills.
That is one homely child.
Your trailer is homely!
You are kinda homely aren't you?
You are one homely dresser!
by whutina_10 December 28, 2005
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Homilicious brodouski

Yoooo, homilicious brodouski...
by blandpa February 19, 2020
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