Homeskooled

The act of getting owned by someone who has been home schooled.

Did you see how Chris was workin' that girl all night? Yet she still went home with Tom? Snap, Chris got homeskooled.

by StreetMeat August 23, 2011

homeschooled shmuck

a person that thinks their cool but their just a homeschooled shmuck

You homeschooled shmuck!

by Joel traw January 28, 2017

Homeschooled Weird

There’s weird, there’s fuckin’ weird…and then there’s Homeschooled Weird.

Person 1: Did you see those kids at the library? They wouldn’t even make eye contact when you talked to them at all!

Person 2: Yes…they are another classic example of Homeschooled Weird…

by Done it all dave December 13, 2022

homeschooled

Word reffering to something that is lame, not exactly cool in society today. A very unpopular situation, person, object or any other noun you can think of.

"My phone is always broken, its so homeschooled"

"That new kid is so homeschooled"

"That restaurant was ridiculously homeschooled man, bad call"

by Mitchell Moss, Gettings/Kellen April 12, 2008

Homeschooled

used to describe extremely intelligent, awkward, White Christian virgins who are unable to interact with other human beings due to lack of social exposure. (Usually end up being Olympians, Youth Pastors}, or Musicians)

Homeschooler: *recites entire Declaration of Independence*
Person 1: what's with him?
Person 2: He's homeschooled
Homeschooler: *starts singing School House Rock songs*

by Taffinderp March 9, 2018

homeskool

Homeschooling done by illiterate parents, usually to "protect" thier children from "evil, secular" society. Most homeskooled kids go on to become overbreeders.

The girl was homeskooled, and as a result, couldn't read past a grade 2 level.

by Heather Canuck June 11, 2006

Homeschooledness

The effects being homeschooled has on a person. The individual presents behaviors such as: Not knowing basic trends, never being able to pick up on social cues, not knowing popular songs and sayings.

Why doesn’t John know this song? It’s because of the homeschooledness.

by Homeschooler revolution March 2, 2021