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Arguably the most favorable (and often cheapest) type of blow job, a "hoblow" is head administered by a toothless and particularly boozed-up vagrant.
After getting repeatedly shot down at the bar, and not wanting to face further embarrassment, Dan's nightly means of sexual satiation veered quickly towards Henry the Hobo's "special" nickel hoblows.
hoblow by Erico Suave December 28, 2007
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HoBlowin 

The act of luring a homeless man (hobo) down a dark alley with a half eaten bologna sandwich and a shot of whiskey. Then you proceed to spread your ass cheeks in his face and spray shit on that bitch.
Dude, im exhausted from hoblowin last night. Will you rub ointment on my asshole?
HoBlowin by Tuck Mcgusterson March 7, 2011

hoblowjob 

Giving a blowjob to a homeless guy for whatever loose change or bottles they have.

Example: Jenna had to give out 4 hoblowjobs to make enough money for bus fare home.
Jenna had to give out 4 hoblowjobs behind the bus stop to make enough money for bus fare home.
hoblowjob by PolliwogFire August 6, 2015
A blow-job performed while the recipient is eating a hamburger.
Girl: Can I have some of your curly fries? They look tasty.
Guy: Give me a Hamblow and I'll think about it.
Hamblow by joeavihoward August 25, 2009

Homelowes 

The combination of Home Depot and Lowes which in other words, represents gay secks.
I wanna have homelowes with you all night eugene.
Homelowes by Lavar Bola April 7, 2019
a slutty dude who gets around with lotsa hoes.
Damn jonny, you're such a hoeblow!
hoeblow by Mikycaine February 15, 2010