Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.

Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!

by armerlinsea April 17, 2022

shes my hold

When a guy calls hold, none of his guy friends can take her ... Very similar to dibs, a guy can only call one hold at a time. It’s the girl he’s trying to get with or has...

“Bro shes my hold back off.”

by caleb leduc February 13, 2018

hold on to my mash

If a guy says hold on to my mash he means hold on to my dick

Max: “hold on to my mash”
Lara: “ew no!”

by ric4rdo October 3, 2021

hold my chop cheese

A big insult among New Yorkers saying this to someone can lead to physical altercations resulting in someone getting hurt. Use these words wisely in NYC

Shut up and hold my chop cheese!

by PapiDagraon August 26, 2022

Hold my pop

When someone ask you to hold his or her pop means to stick the pop in your ass and hold it.

“Shut up before I make you hold my pop”
“She held my pop last night”

by Ur_rarted January 17, 2019

hold my horses

hold on, wait

take time guys, i can hold my horses

by Jenny Đinh December 19, 2016

Hold my beef

A term which means to take charge and control of another meme lords disagreements with others.

"Bitch hold my beef, I've had enough!"

by MemeLord17 June 21, 2017