hoecks

hoecks means fake
hoecks means false
hoecks is untrue
hoecks is phoney
hoecks is fiction
hoecks means a lie

zzniax said that honey bbq chips are disgusting, that is a hoecks.

by souyasbestfriend July 28, 2021

heckski

Another version of heck or hell.

what the heckski are you doing?

by anon039475307504 January 7, 2011

Hoeksemafication

The act of excesive formating of excel or other spreadsheeting programs to achieive a high level of self gratification by argus-eyed engineers.

Now that Ben's spreadsheet was properly working, he could spend the next week with the Hoeksemafication process.

Patti's spreadsheet was not color cooridnated or formatted cleanly as it had not been Hoeksemafied yet.

"The Hoeksemafication process is just as important as getting your calculations correct"

by Calvin Engineers December 15, 2008

Hoekstra

Crazy Dutch Bastards

Those Hoekstra's are some crazy Dutch bastards.

by NikNik620 October 17, 2008

hoeckendorf

If your name is hoeckendorf you are an amazing person with a huge dick, and you can drink as much as no one else in the world. All hoeckendorfs are amazing people! Also the village hoeckendorf is amazing.

Look at this hoeckendorf i wish i was like him.

by Moonwrecker October 25, 2009

heckschnarkle

1. In Halo 3, when an enemy player with an assault rifle rushes another player with a battle rifle, and the battle rifle player backs up and fires at the assault rifle player's head and succeeds in killing him with a headshot.

1. Dude, he rushed at me with the assault rifle and i totally got a heckschnarkle on him.

by Spidermanownsu June 6, 2009

oh hecks to the naw

a term used by whitney housten to better personalize the phrase "oh hells no!". a wayyy more ghetto way of saying it.

hair dresser: whitney, i just saw bobby eat your cookies!
whitney:oh hecks to the naw!

by mofizzlenatch August 5, 2006