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hockey pucks

Those damned hockey pucks and their prime minister!
by jk.hfgi. January 8, 2014
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Hockey Puck Gift

When you buy a person a gift that is actually intended for yourself. This is known as a hockey puck gift.
My dad bought his sisters a hockey puck when he was young and used it with his brand new stick he got from his parents...a perfect Hockey Puck Gift :)
by killerrabbit123 December 30, 2011
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ice it like a hockey puck

Originally it was stated it the Travis Scott song “Butterfly Effect”; but through numerous people quoting it out of context because no one understood it, it has come to be a verb. Meaning to excel in anything of interest to a person, or to go to great lengths in an area
Example 1: “I’ve been iceing it like a hockey puck trying to get an A on that paper we have to write.”
Example 2: “I ice it like a hockey puck when I dress up to go out side in the winter because it is so cold”
by Anonymous 124 November 7, 2018
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A chick that gets passed from one hockey player to another and eventually bones the entire team.
That dirty, dirty hockey puck has given everyone on the team a ball tounging but me.
by tyrone vanier September 20, 2008
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To "hockey puck" someone is to pee in the bottom of a coffee can or other cylinder and then freeze it and slide the frozen piss disc underneath their door so that they are welcomed by a puddle of urine.
We hockey pucked Jordan twice last night. He's such a dick.
by Shaft March 27, 2005
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Hockey Puck Dick

Def 1: An extreme form of a chode. Extreme to the point that the penis does not exceed 1 1/2 inches in length and ranges from 3-4 inches in width.

Def 2: A person who is an extreme chode.
Jean Paul Aller is a perfect example of a Hockey Puck Dick. Jean Paul Aller has a Hockey Puck Dick
by seminole10or December 15, 2010
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It's a tough choice, which is the bigger hockey puck...Geraldo or Sally Jesse Raphael?
by harry flashman July 7, 2003
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