Hobosnail

A short person, get trolled.

"Oh no here come's hobosnail, aren't they like 3'2?"

Hobosnail by Sloppy_Toppy_69 April 10, 2021

Hobnail 

Having filthier, more enthusiastic sexual intercourse with your significant other at a hotel simply because you are not in your own home.

Joe gingerly pressed the king-sized hotel mattress with his index finger, grimacing as he felt it give easily; no doubt from years of couples' hobnailing upon it.

Hobnail by soarjubs December 16, 2013

hobosnatch

When a shaved/waxed vagina begins to show regrowth, thusly resembling the unshaven, unkempt face of a hobo.

"I got a Brazilian wax four weeks ago but have decided to grow it out again, I'm currently rockin' a hobosnatch.

hobosnatch by beardanger March 12, 2014

Hobnailing 

To kick the living shit out of someone during a fight.

Derived from hobnailed boots that are heavy durable boots with hobnails through the soles. If you kicked someone with a hobnailed boot, you'd likely do some damage.

Nigel gave Gerald a proper hobnailing that night and now Gerald eats through a straw

Hobnailing by Dangermouse September 23, 2018

hobnail 

of french origin; le hob

a hobnail is a type of french salad dressing, mainly used by those in prison.

John poured the hobnail slowly over food, licking his lips menacingly.

hobnail by Frankl October 6, 2004

Hobnailing 

To shamelessly pander for a Pulitzer or other, similar award, especially by choosing as one's theme, certain hot-button social issues that the committee would likely feel obliged to vote for. (Possibly a conflation of Hobbes' "war of all against all" with Machiavelli's advice to give lip-service to virtue but act viciously.)

"A comic strip about breast cancer? That's just hobnailing!"

Hobnailing by Zla'od July 1, 2021