hobonk
Look at that hobonk on the street
hobonk by Mr. Hobonk May 29, 2018
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Hoboken Squat Cobbler
The act of someone in costume sitting on a pie and wiggling around. It is a sexual fetish and may involve crying.
Taken from Season 2 / Episode 2 of Better Call Saul
Taken from Season 2 / Episode 2 of Better Call Saul
Detective 1: So, fully clothed Mr. Wormald by himself doing what?
Detective 2: Yeah, come on, man. What?
Jimmy McGill: sighs Squat cobbler.
Detective 1: What's a s-squat cobbler?
Jimmy McGill: Squat cobbler. You know what squat cobbler is.
Detective 1: No, I don't... I don't know what a squat cobbler is.
Detective 2: No, me neither. What is it?
Jimmy McGill: What? And you two guys are cops? Hoboken Squat Cobbler. Full Moon Moon Pie. Boston Crème Splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the Ass Man. Dutch Apple Ass. Guys, am I not speaking English here?
Detective 1: What the hell is a squat cobbler?!
Jimmy McGill: It's when a man sits in pie! He sits in a pie! And he... he wiggles around. Maybe it's like Hellman's Mayonnaise. It has a different name west of the Rockies. I don't know. But, uh, technically, he does a crybaby squat, so there's tears, which makes it more specialized. Not all pie sitters cry. But I'm gonna tell you something: This guy? He's a regular Julianne Moore once he gets the waterworks cranked up.
Detective 2: Pies? What? Like apple?
Jimmy McGill: Guys, I'm not the filmmaker here, all right? Banana cream. I... uh, peach. Oh, and there... And there is a costume involved.
Detective 1: snorts You've got to be shittin' us.
Jimmy McGill: Yeah, like I would make this up. Hey, the world is a rich tapestry, my friends. But trust me on this. You don't want to see it.
Detective 2: Yeah, come on, man. What?
Jimmy McGill: sighs Squat cobbler.
Detective 1: What's a s-squat cobbler?
Jimmy McGill: Squat cobbler. You know what squat cobbler is.
Detective 1: No, I don't... I don't know what a squat cobbler is.
Detective 2: No, me neither. What is it?
Jimmy McGill: What? And you two guys are cops? Hoboken Squat Cobbler. Full Moon Moon Pie. Boston Crème Splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the Ass Man. Dutch Apple Ass. Guys, am I not speaking English here?
Detective 1: What the hell is a squat cobbler?!
Jimmy McGill: It's when a man sits in pie! He sits in a pie! And he... he wiggles around. Maybe it's like Hellman's Mayonnaise. It has a different name west of the Rockies. I don't know. But, uh, technically, he does a crybaby squat, so there's tears, which makes it more specialized. Not all pie sitters cry. But I'm gonna tell you something: This guy? He's a regular Julianne Moore once he gets the waterworks cranked up.
Detective 2: Pies? What? Like apple?
Jimmy McGill: Guys, I'm not the filmmaker here, all right? Banana cream. I... uh, peach. Oh, and there... And there is a costume involved.
Detective 1: snorts You've got to be shittin' us.
Jimmy McGill: Yeah, like I would make this up. Hey, the world is a rich tapestry, my friends. But trust me on this. You don't want to see it.
Hoboken Squat Cobbler by zednotzee June 5, 2016
Related Words
hobonk • hoboken squat cobbler • Hoboken • hobokin • Hobokinator • Hoboken Growler • hobonation • Hobonic • hobonickel • hobunk
Duke of Hoboken
1. JK is the current Duke of Hoboken. He is a self selected Big Boy. He has a history of stellar academic performance and significant athletic achievements.
2. The male ruler of certain parts of Hoboken, including Helmers and Zylo. The Duke is second in command to the King of Hoboken, Srf. The Duke lives alone in a spacious two bedroom apartment overlooking Manhattan. The two bedroom has a day bed and multiple change containers filled to the top with his riches. Although, it is lacking a bedroom curtain.
3. A position in Hoboken who can consistently slay multiple women, buy all hotdogs from the hotdog vendor, and overtip. The Duke is surrounded by his followers, whose average age is well over 50.
4. Enemies include Cake Boss fans, onions, and minorities (in theory). In reality the Duke likes and excessively tips all minorities.
5. The Duke does not receive any monetary rewards. However, he is granted doughnuts and coffee on Sunday mornings by the owners of local restaurants.
6.Known associates include the King of Hoboken and that Dude from Hoboken.
2. The male ruler of certain parts of Hoboken, including Helmers and Zylo. The Duke is second in command to the King of Hoboken, Srf. The Duke lives alone in a spacious two bedroom apartment overlooking Manhattan. The two bedroom has a day bed and multiple change containers filled to the top with his riches. Although, it is lacking a bedroom curtain.
3. A position in Hoboken who can consistently slay multiple women, buy all hotdogs from the hotdog vendor, and overtip. The Duke is surrounded by his followers, whose average age is well over 50.
4. Enemies include Cake Boss fans, onions, and minorities (in theory). In reality the Duke likes and excessively tips all minorities.
5. The Duke does not receive any monetary rewards. However, he is granted doughnuts and coffee on Sunday mornings by the owners of local restaurants.
6.Known associates include the King of Hoboken and that Dude from Hoboken.
Duke of Hoboken by Mike Dead Mike August 22, 2011
hobunkie
teens with an eastern block background, new to the neighborhood, usually tormented or tormentors, trouble with authority, love to fight, steal, skip school, smoke weed, terrorize teachers.
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Hobokentunaphone
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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