Hitch hiking 

The action of thumbing a person either in their anal cavity, or the vaginal cavity.

"Mike R: Haha look, it looks like i've been thumbing Sally when she's on her blob.
Mike C: That's not what it looks like...
Mike R: DUDE...
Mike C: Sally got Hitch hiked.
Mike R: HITCH HIKED!?
Mike C: It's when you thumb some one, instead of fingering them.



Mike R: Wanna go Hitch hiking...?"

Hitch hiking by Clarkem August 21, 2008

hitch hiking on the sheets 

One who would rather stay in his hotel room and jack off masterbate than bang some Ho(s).

<knock> <knock>

Quit hitch hiking on the sheets and let's go bang some Ho's.

hitch hiking on the sheets by Arnold Martell June 11, 2006

Reverse Hitch Hiking 

The act of literally becoming an Uber or Lyft driver for the sole purpose of transporting YOURSELF to a specific destination while getting paid to do so. Having the ability to pick and chose your rider based on their final destination (which would be in the exact direction you need to go).

- I'm strapped for cash but I really want to go on a cross country trip... What can I do?!

- I know... Have you ever considered Reverse Hitch Hiking?! You would actually get paid to drive people in the same direction you are headed!! Isn't that genious??

Reverse Hitch Hiking by Brocc218 November 7, 2018

Siamese Hitch Hiking

A sexual practice in which both partners simultaneously insert their thumbs into each others' rectums.

"I was having sex with my girlfriend, and then she wanted to try siamese hitch hiking."

Siamese Hitch Hiking by meaniedevilface September 3, 2012

digital hitch-hiking

Hopping from one internet connection to another regularly because your home connection sucks ass

*connection lost*
goddammit... time to go digital hitch-hiking!
*connect to neighbor's internet*
:D
*connection lost*
holy fck
*connect to some random unsecure signal*
thank god...
*connection lost*

digital hitch-hiking by fckncomcast May 10, 2011

African Hitch-Hiking Feet 

African Hitch-Hiking Feet Syndrome (AFH) can be attributed to vigorous walking through terrain that can lead to amputation of the feet if not careful. Most common in rural areas of Northern Africa such as Uganda, Papua New Guinea, Congo and Niger.

"Hey yo man lets walk over to Mac Donald's"
"Nah vro I Don't want to get African Hitch-Hiking Feet"

African Hitch-Hiking Feet by LetNiggerBeknOwn April 23, 2018

African Hitch-Hiking Feet 

African Hitch-Hiking Feet Syndrome (AFH) can be attributed to vigorous walking through terrain that can lead to amputation of the feet if not careful. Most common in rural areas of Northern Africa such as Uganda, Papua New Guinea, Congo and Niger.

"Hey yo man lets walk over to Mac Donald's"
"Nah vro I Don't want to get African Hitch-Hiking Feet"

African Hitch-Hiking Feet by LetNiggerBeknOwn April 23, 2018