Term for a plastic surgeon who will do any type of plastic surgery, even though it may make the patient look worse than before the plastic surgery took place
One Guy to Another: That girl had perfect perky tits and then she went out and got them stuffed with bowling balls!

Another: Her plastic surgeon is a butcher for hire! $10,000 for bowling ball tit sacks!
by sarasplayroom.com July 05, 2010
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Have ever looked around your company and noticed how many team leaders and lower management tick diversity boxes? These people are diversity hires. All big corporations have quoters for diversity they need to meet and by hiring and promoting people who tick the right boxes the HR team can feel they are fighting for social justice
My new ream leader is a diversity hire. Totally useless but the company will cover for him as he's black and gay
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noun, and or verb

1. An individual whose hiring was based solely on any of the "minority" categories for race, sexual orientation, or gender with no credence toward skill or ability.

Example: black, female, homosexual, Mexican, etc.

2. A person who fails all entry level testing and/or on-the-job testing but still gets hired or maintains employment.
Didn't Sam fail the written? How did he get hired?!

Native American preference points.

Damn Aisha Hire.
by HRProblems September 12, 2017
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a derisive phrase in investment banking — a "boom hire" — to refer to bankers who were added during the overwhelming rush to satisfy the needs of this period but whose credentials would never have otherwise passed muster.

Author and Columbia Business School professor Jonathan A. Knee mentioned boom hires in his memoir The Accidental Investment Banker.

This use of this phrase has also been extended to refer to unqualified people within the financial services industry.
David: John is a fucking idiot. Why did HR hire him?
Alex: He was a boom hire. Dont worry. The colors all come out in the wash.
David: Good. His work product is fucking garbage.
by danny foshizzle4 April 07, 2010
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A person employed hired by a client to operate as a third party as a way to indirectly perform criminal acts such as theft, murder, extortion and intimidation.

Referenced in several episodes of The Simpsons, the hired goon is large and intimidating, but often lacks wit and intelligence.
"I prefer the hands-on touch you can only get with hired goons" - Mr. Burns ,'Last Exit to Springfield' (1993)
by Senpai Andre December 28, 2015
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This is what places of business put in their window or other prominent location, usually in the form of a sign, banner, or other such thing when they are seeking new employees.

Sometimes seen in newspaper advertisements as well.

These words pop up everywhere after school lets out for the summer. (sometimes in the form of Help Wanted, Positions Available, or other similar terms).

For many, this presents an opportunity to get a summer job and make some money - whether to save for school, material possessions, or simply the future. This is perfectly fine and is what the majority of us students seem to do.

For others, however, these two simple words are most unwelcome because we simply wish to chill out and enjoy the warm weather and short freedom from school.

It's not that we're all a bunch of lazy slackers, druggies, or whatever - some of us are have a great work ethic and aspirations for the future - we just want to have a leisurely summer break (after working our a**es off all year in high school or college).

When parents, family, or other older adults see this sign, they nag us incessantly to sacrifice our well-deserved vacation and apply for a job.
Dad: Hey son, I saw a Now Hiring sign at the local grocery store. You need to go get a job.
Me: Damn.
by kirE June 05, 2007
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