Granola bars, clif bars, Lara bars. Any packaged bar that is vegan, all natural, gluten free, go free or dealt overpriced.
by Fatstick November 24, 2014
Hipster Equity – hip-ster ek-wi-tee noun The cumulative value of an individual's style and preferences that contribute to their overall qualifications to be acceptable among the independent cultural elite (hipsters). One's Hipster Equity is positioned against another's to determine which is greater. Increases and decreases in Hipster Equity can only be determined by external entities.
1. You purchase an original My Bloody Valentine Loveless LP in VG+ condition. Hipster Equity +1.
2. You enter a Walmart for any reason. Hipster Equity -5.
2. You enter a Walmart for any reason. Hipster Equity -5.
by oversat January 4, 2013
A group, gathering, or congregation of hipsters, similar to a "flock of geese" or a "herd of cattle."
by book of jobe June 3, 2011
n., a state of pure hipsterdom in which a hipster realizes that all things, including life itself, are mainstream and originality is a virtual impossibility
Hipster #1: "What happened to Alphonse?"
Hipster #2: "He died after achieving hipster enlightenment last week"
Hipster #1: "Death is so mainstream"
Hipster #2: "Original Hipster be praised!"
Hipster #2: "He died after achieving hipster enlightenment last week"
Hipster #1: "Death is so mainstream"
Hipster #2: "Original Hipster be praised!"
by Scottsifer July 9, 2011
1. The scientific term for a group of hipsters.
2. See also: pride of lions, gaggle of geese, murder of crows
2. See also: pride of lions, gaggle of geese, murder of crows
smug, hipsters, group of hipsters, smug of hipsters hipster, asshole, assholes, douchebag, douchebags
by potatoesoriley November 12, 2011
When people, namely hipsters, 'dance' at concerts by standing around, bopping their heads, occasionally tapping there foot and MAYBE once in a while swaying their hips. This is to make sure that they look like they are enjoying themselves but not TOO much because that wouldn't be cool.
*Broken Social Scene plays in the background*
Hipster #1: Great music eh?
Hipster #2: Yeah, it's good.
Hipster #1: Great music eh?
Hipster #2: Yeah, it's good.
by Eirinn July 19, 2005
Back then, hipsters were people who simply appreciated any form of art and loved music(mainly jazz). Now, somehow, the idea real hipsters had transformed into people who either wear high-waisted pants and crop tops 24/7, or dress in pure "vintage". Not because they actually adore the style, but because all other "hipsters" are doing it. They are completely normal yet talk about being "very weird". Wanna be hipsters listen to indie rock, not because they like it, but because "that's what hipsters do". They most likely google "how to be a hipster" and follow everything they find. They wear moccasins and claim to not do their hair when they obviously put product in the night before or whilst getting ready in the morning. They claim to "not care" about their appearances yet they put ten pounds of makeup on everyday. They buy books on how to draw, create a couple of masterpieces for show, and drop the hobby altogether until they feel the need to create more proof of being true "artists". They want to be hippies and talk about nature as if they actually appreciate it, even though they couldn't care less in reality. Because everyone on the "hipster"-full website, tumblr, everyone now wants to be like every "hipster" they see.. which is why all wanna be hipsters hate everyone and want to move to the uk. They all claim to be different, yet they don't realize being "different" is taking over and now all wanna be ("original") hipsters are cliche. They are all pathetic.
wanna be hipster: "OMG LOOK AT THIS OVER-PRICED CROP TOP I FOUND. NO ONE WOULD WEAR ANYTHING LIKE THIS, IM GOING TO BUY IT."
stranger: "wow what a f***ing wanna be hipster. How pathetic."
stranger: "wow what a f***ing wanna be hipster. How pathetic."
by anooonnnnnn September 26, 2011