HFL 

Hoodie For Life
When a girl is so ghetto you just can't date her anymore.

guy 1: hey man, what happened between you and Jazmine?
guy 2: i broke up with that ho man.
guy 1: aw man, how come?
guy 2: she's hfl.
guy 1: aw, shit.

HFL by great pobs of fire July 9, 2009

HFL 

Homies For Life. good friend, a slang term for a gangster friend in a 'i-got-yo-back' sense.

you're my HFL, I <3 you HFL, let's be HFl

HFL by Alyssa I March 7, 2008

HFL 

How Fucking Lucky

"I got into Starcraft II beta."
"HFL."

HFL by willcraft February 22, 2010

hfl 

HFL means "hoe for life"

Mayne she fucked 10 guys she a hfl !

hfl by Bob marley jr jr December 30, 2010

hfl 

AIM slang: Humps Floor Laughing

yourSN: omg hahaha HFL HFL HFL

hfl by Rani of Roses June 10, 2007

hfl 

internet slang standing for 'hump floor laughing' root- rofl. but this is the more dirty version.

exampleOFsN: why did the chicken cross the road
otHerSCREEnName: idk why?
exampleOFsN: because he wanted to get to the other side
otHerSCREEnName: hahaha!! LOL!! hfl!! hfl!!!!! hfl!!! rofl!!! lmfao!!! HFL HFL HFL!!!

hfl by Rani of Roses June 7, 2007

HFL 

An acronym for Head For Life
Only used in relation to be receiving head from your partner for life which is awesome since who doesn't want to receive head for life! When you find that HFL partner, married them or at least have them on the side. Also prostitutes are a good source of HFL

Dude! That chick was good at blow jobs, HFL man, HFL

Person A: where did you and your girl go last night?
Person B: HFL dude
*high 5*

HFL by carl broski brah kcir November 2, 2013