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Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia 

Irrational fear of sequential addition, bar codes, and the birth dates and addresses of dead conservative republican actors.
1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11+12+13+14+15+16+17+18+19+20+21+22+23+24+25+26+27+28+29+30+31+32+33+34+35+36=666=Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.

hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia 

Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia affects all hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs.

Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia 

An irrational fear of something stupid, inconsequential, and man-made (ref. 666).
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia in action...

"Woe to You Oh Earth and Sea
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath
because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding
reckon the number of the beast
for it is a human number
its number is six hundred and sixty six."

-Vincent Price, Intro to "Number of the Beast" by Iron Maiden

Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia 

A fear of the number 666
'So what unit where you again?'
'Number 666-hey wait why did you scream?'
HEXAKOSIOIHEXEKONTAHEXAPHOBIA STRIKES AGAIN

Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia 

The phobia of the number 666, nobody knows why it exists it just does

The legend say that trump supporters usually possess this strange phobia
"Dude I'm really scared of the number 666"
"Are you a trump supporter?"
"How do you know..."
"Because you have hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia"

Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia 

Hi, I'm Jane Doe and I have Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia