heterosexual lifemate

1) Your straight best friend
2) Your partner in crime
3) Your sidekick

"My name is Jay and this is my heterosexual lifemate, Silent Bob"
Jay and Silent Bob

heterosexual lifemate by tandre October 4, 2008

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heterosexual lifemate

Your closest platonic friend.

Chris and Johnny B are always together.
But that's cool.
They are heterosexual lifemates.

heterosexual lifemate by IceIceBurghy March 16, 2009

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