A particularly pernicious, nasty, form of diahhroea in which the victim feels the need to pass gas, but instead liquid shit comes squirting out resulting in a very unpleasant shitting of one's pants, often in a public or otherwise unforgiving location, far from a shithouse.
Damn, I thought I was just gonna fart, but had the Hershey Squirts and wound up shitting myself right there in the mall.
by Wally, the Grotee November 22, 2003

Dude,I was talking to Kelsie and needed to fart but I just completely got the Hershey squirts on full blast
by Schafer The Waffer August 15, 2016

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by Anonymous July 30, 2003

I gotta get to the shitta mad quick cuz i got some serious hershey squirts that could go full blown dirty crap in my pants!
by Bong Joos November 26, 2003

also known as diarhea- the runs- or the shits
nah i cant come out tonight- mary slipped exlax in my drink n i've got the hershey squirts like a motha fucka
by ...mary May 04, 2003

by AYB March 19, 2003
