Emotional Hermaphrodite

When a person is a pussy and a dick at the same time.

- "I want to tell her how I feel but I just end up insulting her."

- "That's because you're an emotional hermaphrodite."

by Slutty Pumpkin December 22, 2011

hermaphrodite sex

when a hermaphrodite has sex with his/her hermaphrodite oartner.

i love to have hermaphrodite sex with my husband!"

by theunseen January 13, 2011

Social Hermaphrodite

A social crisis in which a person fits in to several types of crowds, but feels conflicted as to which one they should stay in. This only applies when the social situations are like oil and water.

Johnny is a "Social Hermaphrodite" , he is a non-conformist conformist.

by gangstagoldfish March 2, 2011

Go be a hermaphrodite

Is a non-vulgar equivalent to "Go fuck yourself", and can be therefore used everywhere without risk of moral degradation. There is a risk of not being understood by less intelligent individuals.

He was so annoying, I told him to go be a hermaphrodite

by Koxsos May 27, 2010

Hermaphrodite brain

a gay lesbian transsexual or bisexual or transgender or intersex or bisexual or pan sexual person who thinks male and female sexually but is male or female on the outside

You are a hermaphrodite brain you act girly and manly

by Spike420 July 26, 2019

Ur cuzin hermaphrodite

Literally the worsest thing you can say known to man

Someone:“Ur mom gay”
Me:“Ur dad lesbian”
Someone:“Ur granny tranny”
Me:“Ur cuzin hermaphrodite”
Someone: *their dick falls off and they’re cousin dies of aids*

by GRYTHERLIN March 13, 2018

Hermaphroditees

Greek god/goddess of love.

Someguy: Man that hermaphroditees is hot!

by Saran May 29, 2003