Henderson's Law

Performance of wifi in Starbucks is inversely proportional to the amount of cute women in Starbucks.

5 hotties just walked into my Starbucks and now the wifi is dead. Henderson's Law in action.

Henderson's Law by Horchata January 20, 2009

Henderson's Relish 

A favourite among Sheffield folk alike and superior to Worcestershire sauce. Henderson's Relish is 'The spicy Yorkshire sauce' invented in 1885 by Henry Henderson and is made to a secret recipe that's still kept under lock and key and is still produced in Sheffield to this day.

"LIKE WORCESTER SAUCE, BUT ONE MILLION TIMES BETTER"
Matt Helders, Arctic Monkeys

THE SPICY TABLE SAUCE MADE IN SHEFFIELD SINCE 1885
Splash it on pies, in stews, over chips, cheese on toast and more. Henderson’s Relish is approved by the Vegetarian Society as suitable for vegans, and is gluten free.

From www.hendersonsrelish.com

Henderson's Relish. (Here because of ud's stupid mods 😒)

Henderson's Relish by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021

Dean Henderson Stans 

braindead, deluded, dumb, 0 ball knowledge, WORST fanbase on Football Twitter EVER...

Guy 1: Have you seen Dean Henderson stans LOOOL ??
Guy 2: Yeah LMAO, they're all deluded

Dean Henderson Stans by Football Expert December 6, 2021

Belleville Henderson Central School 

Belleville is a Small school upstate New York by South Jefferson Highschool. It’s the farming version and much smaller school kinda like lafargevile in a way. The school rubs of really poor but actually has a bunch of money. The school isn’t great either the high up people in staff pay the board for their decisions to go that way, but it’s pretty much antisocial kids, that really loud annoying friend group that talks about trump and guns(all males by the way), k-pop girls, depressed homosexuals, lowkey hoes (most of which are extremely ugly), and the athletic popular kids. Kids like to be edgy and Carry there juul on them all the time and pretend like know one knows when legit the whole school does. One of the last schools to start the whole “vaping” trend but it isn’t as bad as like watertown with the cloud comps in the bathroom. The school is full of stoners aswell everygrade there is at least one stoner, normally a male and if you ask he will probably sell you some The school also has the nickname of the Brownie eaters due to the amount of pot smokers. The staff are pretty useless for the most part aswell, some help and are amazing but the rest are just useless. School lunches are the worst let me tell you bread sticks are good, salad bar, pizza and a few others that are pretty good but the rest don’t bother They also have “safe zones” for gay kids so the school looks good. But trust me most kids who graduate end up staying nearby having kids and continuing the cycle

Person 1: Man, what school do you go to?

Person 2: Belleville Henderson Central School the one with all of the stoners and farmers.

Person 1: oh I know what you’re talking about

Belleville Henderson Central School by Expositions November 14, 2018

Henderson High School

A typical suburban high school located in West Chester, PA. The administrators think Henderson is the greatest thing since sliced bread, and the student population is divided into numerous cliques which interact with each other sparingly. If you go to Henderson, chances are you deal with the following:

1) Somebody will pull a dumb prank, with graffiti in the bathroom being a common problem, and never get caught. The school letter will always say that the school's good reputation has been tarnished.

2) There will be a kid, or small group of kids, that interrupt class frequently (Spanish class is usually a victim) as if they are the only ones who are cool enough to be pissed off at school. Everybody else in the classroom wants to leave just as much and wishes these kids would just shut up so they can just write down what they need and watch family guy or weeds when they get home.

3) There will be one teacher per grade everybody knows is a "cool teacher."

4) The kids in the incrowd give each other nicknames. All of these nicknames are predictable and lame.

5) The girls that are hot are usually very arrogant and bitchy but nobody cares because a. they're hot and b. theres a ton of gross rumors going around about them anyway.

6) One counterculture kid will try his/her best to scare everyone. They don't.

7) Misplaced pride is abundant.

8) There is usually something that is being overhyped by the student population.

9) You know that despite the school's bragging your GPA is probably on a curve or everyone's homework copying or embarassingly simple machinations have worked on the teachers.

10) Jackass and/or CKY worship is of course common.

Despite the parade of juvenile delinquency, kids in Henderson are usually pretty laid back with each other so long as there isn't drama causing an average of a year long strife between them. It's simply another wealthy school with a bloated ego and schoolwork that everyone saves until the last minute and forgets soon after. To survive such a cliche school everyone does the cliche thing: smoke headies, drink budmilloors and natural ice, break the law, and talk about it alot. It's just high school - you love it or hate it.

We go to Henderson High School. We can't wait to hang out in town this weekend.

Henderson High School by MasterDisaster February 24, 2009

Henderson Middle School [REAL DEF] 

Henderson Middle School is a school in Atlanto Georgia where all the kids think their tough. Henderson has racist ppl. Teachers are gay, high, lesbian, or retarted. This school is cheap AF.

Henderson Middle School REAL DEF: A cheap ass school

"HENDERSON MIDDLE IS SO RETARTED"

Henderson Middle School [REAL DEF] by {unknown hacker} May 16, 2018

East Henderson High-school 

A shitty school in north carolina where its wither cuntry kids or white losers the teacers suck and every kid vape or smokes weed in the bathroom

no one wants to go to East Henderson High-school becasue no one likes that place

East Henderson High-school by cncm September 5, 2023