hello dave 

Phrase said to people by Papa Lazarou, just before he tells them that they are now his wife... and he kidnaps them.
From The League of Gentlemen.

Papa Lazarou knocks on door of house, person answers, he says "Hello Dave", "Your my wife now dave", and he kidnaps them!

hello dave by Rebecca The Red January 16, 2005

hello dave 

Quote from "The League of Gentlemen", character PAPA LAZAROU, a warped character that speaks gibberish and insists everyone is called Dave and that they are his wife. Unfortunately for anyone actually called Dave in real life they may have found that when they introduce themselves they are subjected with this quote.

Steve: Hey mate, I'm Steve
Dave: I'm Dave, nice meeting you
Steve: Dave eh? HELLO DAVE!! YOUR MY WIFE NOW DAVE!! WANT TO BUY ANY PEGS DAVE?!!
Dave: bye
Steve: bye

hello dave by Pins and Pots October 3, 2005

hello dave 

General greeting used to anyone.

Tom: "Hello Dave!"
Steph: "Hello Dave!"

hello dave by tommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm November 10, 2006

hello dave 

You say hello to dave
and hi to sue

'' Hello Dave ''
'' Hiiiiii Sue ''

hello dave by Jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz July 24, 2004

davekat hell 

When you go looking for one fluffy dave x karkat fic and you come back up 8 hours, 18 smut fics, 23 long fics, and 3 oneshots later.

Moirail: why didn't you text me back
You: i was in a davekat hell feelings jam later okay

davekat hell by ThatOneNerdyKidWithTheEyebrows July 23, 2017