The act of a person gripping their testicles so hard that they begin to turn blue. As soon as this happens, they must jerk off as fast as humanly possible. Last, at the moment of climax they must shout " GOTTA GO FAST!"
Jimmy was walking back to his dorm after a long day of classes. He opens his room door to see his roommate, Brody, butt ass naked will one hand gripping his walnuts and the other pumping his cock faster than the blue blur himself. In the midst of Jimmy's horror, Brody screams " GOTTA GO FAST!"
Brody turns, his satisfied smiles turns into a face of pure horror.
" What the fuck were you doing?" asked Jimmy.
" Sorry man, I was trying to Sonic the Hedgehog."
Brody turns, his satisfied smiles turns into a face of pure horror.
" What the fuck were you doing?" asked Jimmy.
" Sorry man, I was trying to Sonic the Hedgehog."
by It's me, a guy December 30, 2021
A gay hedgehog that loves Sonadow, is a deviant artist and speedrunner and loves the fuck out of his sexy as fuck boyfriend. This blue hedgehog loves chilly dogs and voice acts whilst also being rather naive at times
by Sonik The Hedgehog October 7, 2019
Eggman: GRRR!!!! That menace, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Sonic: Bust a nut, Eggface! Yaha!
Me: Man, this game is so cool.
Sonic: Bust a nut, Eggface! Yaha!
Me: Man, this game is so cool.
by Jenjaled April 11, 2022
Sonic the hedgehog was born from the military uterus and the military people looked at him and said "throw this retarded bitch away" due to the trauma sonic gains super speed and fucks everyone in a 10km radius
literally.
literally.
by THATSHTIITPBTICJH May 31, 2019
There was a time sonic the hedgehog was an impressive game. Most people couldnt find better graphics in a video game. Nowadays, it seems like every video game console tries to outdo the next to the point that it's silly, people seem to need the false sense of satisfaction they get from a video game with 3D graphics and one that seems real, even though theres nothing realistic about video games in the first place, there never was.
Kid- Have you ever seen a blue hedgehog do this shit before?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?
by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020
A totally radical blue hedgehog video game character from the '90s whose appeal has the power to hold legions of masochistic fans for life.
Everyone seems to know what to do with him-- except for Sega themselves. Or, at least, they think they do. The fans are very opinionated.
Everyone seems to know what to do with him-- except for Sega themselves. Or, at least, they think they do. The fans are very opinionated.
Our neighbor is whoring out his ex girlfriend and is either super possessive of her or gives her to the highest bidder -- sorta like what Sega did to Sonic the Hedgehog.
by Segawhy August 25, 2019
Sonic the Hedgehog, blue hedgehog, is fast, can run, can go through loops, can jump, can look down, can... em... y'know, fun
by Sodascho98724 July 18, 2023