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Heavy Breathing

When you hear someone masturbating while having a conversation via either phone or any other forms of inter-communications e.g. Skype.
"I was skyping Steve last night and I heard him heavy breathing"

"Heavy breathing is fun until everyone knows you do it"

*heavy breathing 

When someone sees something that relates to something they like, so they start getting excited.
Picture of Urban Dictionary gets featured on iFunny : Urban Dictionary users *heavy breathing

Heavy Dad Breathing 

When someone is breathing as hard and heavy as a dad who has just found out that his daughter has a boyfriend and he's coming over.
Woah man, you need to calm down with your heavy dad breathing.

Breathing heavy 

Shes playing with herself
“Oh she was playing with herself on facetime because she was breathing heavy
Breathing heavy by Dtf445 August 20, 2021

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026