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Heavy Breathing

When you hear someone masturbating while having a conversation via either phone or any other forms of inter-communications e.g. Skype.
"I was skyping Steve last night and I heard him heavy breathing"

"Heavy breathing is fun until everyone knows you do it"

*heavy breathing 

When someone sees something that relates to something they like, so they start getting excited.
Picture of Urban Dictionary gets featured on iFunny : Urban Dictionary users *heavy breathing

Heavy Dad Breathing 

When someone is breathing as hard and heavy as a dad who has just found out that his daughter has a boyfriend and he's coming over.
Woah man, you need to calm down with your heavy dad breathing.

Breathing heavy 

Shes playing with herself
“Oh she was playing with herself on facetime because she was breathing heavy
Breathing heavy by Dtf445 August 20, 2021

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026