Heat Meat

The result of being up for days on crystal meth (COMMONLY KNOWN AS "THE HEAT") and finding that your penis has shriveled up to a 1/4 inch of wrinkly useless flesh not even good enough for a proper piss. The heat stick equivalent of whisky dick.

awe shit man, after 4 days that hot chick from the party finally fell asleep and i tried to pull the old 'did i wake you? sorry.... oh yeah my dick is in you isn't it? weird..... Good morning!' trick but i had a terrible case of heat meat

by heatmeat October 29, 2010

heated meat beater

When a girl gives a dry handjob.

Guy 1: My penis is so sore and irritated.
Guy 2: Dude, she gave you a heated meat beater!

by doobersmacker August 05, 2010

meat heat

The excessive warming of a guy's genitals when using a laptop computer.

"Dude, I was using my laptop playing WOW and I got so much meat heat, I had to take a break"

by Hurtt January 16, 2009

heat of the meat

The heat of the meat is equal to:

The mass of her ass X the cube of her boob X the angle of your dangle

So when your railing a girl and she complains its too hard you tell her, the mass of your ass and the cube of your boob must be wrong cause the angle of my dangle is right on.

Girl: Owww that hurts!! Slow down!!
Guy: Bitch, you know about the heat of the meat, the angle of my dangle is right on.

by StratteraSucks August 08, 2010

meat heat

when somone becomes angry there head goes red and heats up like meat

wo look at that meat heat he looks fuming

by Autumn the best July 11, 2008

Heat-Seeking Meat Missile

(noun) another name for the male sex organ, the penis.

I ploughed his ass with my heat-seeking meat missile. There was cum everywhere.

by The_XY_Guy June 18, 2020

Heat up the meat

To masturbate vigorously.

That Cathouse episode #6 was so hot, I was forced to pull it out and heat up the meat right in the living room.

by SirJCole February 27, 2008