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1) angry and flaccid
2) Flaccid
3) Angry
4) Emotionally volatile and possessing a small, yet suprisingly sand filled vagina
"I feel so depressed that I have a haviv"
"Don't worry honey, at least you have a penis"
by Shlomo March 31, 2005
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