2 definitions by Shlomo

haviv

1) angry and flaccid
2) Flaccid
3) Angry
4) Emotionally volatile and possessing a small, yet suprisingly sand filled vagina

"I feel so depressed that I have a haviv"
"Don't worry honey, at least you have a penis"

by Shlomo March 31, 2005

Doppo

A name of any temporarily-explosive feline prone to couch-molestation. Any of such should be regarded with extreme caution as they explode on contact.

Oh baby, that is some shit. (doppo)

by Shlomo December 20, 2004