A Half-Arsed Sofa Bash-Off. Commonly believed to be the most depressing of all self-pleasuring, the HASBO requires the use of a sofa or settee (and in some circles, possibly a chaise-longue) and generally occurs having woken up in the early afternoon, with minimal possible effort and with no upper-arm movement.
Other common features include a hangover, not having washed for several days, being unemployed, bachelorship and a deep-rooted apathy towards social norms.
Josh: Wake up Simon, Loose Women's on.
Simon: I know. URghhghgh.
Josh: Are you having a HASBO?
Simon: Am I fucking ever.
Type your definition here...Someone you can love easily, usually a friend you can depend on at anytime. It's usually difficult to make them love you back
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.