harrumphing 

1. To move like a walrus

2. When a walrus moves

Fat pete was seen harrumphing his way down the stairs to the fridge.

harrumphing by reado January 14, 2009

garrumphing 

The act of baiting yourself into an alien abduction, pretending to be asleep on the operating table, then gouging a big black eye out with your index finger. Modern Slang

He looked tattered and torn, waking up after a night of garrumphing.

garrumphing by Dweeb McFrankenwort May 6, 2004