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Harpenden

Fegus: So, where are you from?
Agatha: Harpenden.
Fergus: (In awe) Wow.
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Harpenden

the most amazing place you will ever go to in hertfordshire, england.
"wow i love this place, it must be harpenden!"
by ejcc8787 March 8, 2009
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Harpenden

Uber-snobby, white middle-class ghetto, which geographically lies between Luton & St. Albans.

Most occupants feel they are, "Blessed!" to live there, and that it is somehow, "Golden?". They really need to be dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st. Century.

Their houses are full of "Harpenden Chic," tat, which they will have paid over the odds to acquire. Harpenden shops are mainly independent and full of over-priced, tasteless wares, which local Harpies aspire to buy from. Natives lovingly refer to the town centre as, "The Village," (have you seen the film of the same name?). Amongst all the overpriced independent stores, it does contain a Boots, an Argos, a Sainsburys, a WH Smith, a Waitrose, a M&S simply food store, and all the major banks and building societies.
"Must go to, "Harpenden Village!". I have a vast surplus of disposable income to lose. I do object to having to pay to park, though!"
by Realistic of Harpenden September 30, 2011
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Harpenden Chic

Interior design inspired by your great-Grandmother. Preferred house design of residents of Harpenden, or Harpies. Avodado bathroom suites fall into this category. More modern influences include Kath Kidston and other vastly overpriced shabby chic designers.
I must buy that tassled table lamp. It's so Harpenden Chic!
by Realistic of Harpenden September 30, 2011
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Harlesden

1. An area in North West London (NW10 to be exact) in England. Infamous for being a ghetto/gangster area and a fun place to rave. Harlesden is also known to be a Jamaican neighbourhood and is dominated with many of them.

2. Harlesden has also attracted the media and has been the center of two television documentaries. "Heart of Harlesden" and "My Shakespeare".

3. Harlesden is surrounded by Stonebridge, Willesden and is close to Wembley, Kensal Rise. Stonebridge is very similar to Harlesden and both are very much linked to each other.

Buses that go to Harlesden:
18, 266, 260, 297, PR2

Tube lines that go to Harlesden/Willesden Junction Station:
Bakerloo Line, National Rail
"Blad, what endz you reppin?"
"HARLESDEN innit."
"Shit, don't lie. Ghetto endz."
by DMD101 October 23, 2005
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Harlesden

Small part of North West London (NW10), in the Southern district of the London borough of Brent. Harlesden consists of a few areas: Harlesden, Stonebridge, Church End, Kensal Green.

- To the East of Central Harlesden is Kensal Green, Kensal Rise, Cricklewood, Queens Park, Wormwood Scrubs and Kilburn Park.

- To the West of Harlesden is Stonebridge, Monks Park, Alperton and Wembley Central.

- To the North of Harlesden is Church End, Willesden, Dollis Hill, St Raphaels, Brent Park and Neasden.

- To the South of Harlesden is Park Royal, Hanger Lane, North Acton and Ladbroke Grove.

-NW10 borders other postcodes: NW6, NW2, NW9, HA0, HA9, W5, W3, W12, W10.

(1) Notorious for gang violence and general crime since the 1980's. In 2000 Harlesden was recognised as the 'murder capital of England'. Particularly the areas around Church Road, Curzon Cresent, Hillside, Shakespeare Crescent and other areas near Stonebridge and Church End.

(2) Harlesden has many leisure facilities such as clubs and is well-known for this.

(3) Television documentaries such as 'Heart of Harlesden' and 'My Shakespeare' has drawn a lot of media attention to the area.

Transport which serves Harlesden/Willesden Junction:

-Buses: N18, 18, 187, 206, 220, 224, 226, 228, 260, 266, 487
-Tube: Harlesden, Willesden Junction

Other transport which serve closely to Harlesden:

-Buses: 440, 112, 6, 28, 52, 302, 452, 611, 98, N98
-Tube: Stonebridge Park, Kensal Green, Park Royal, Neasden, North Acton
E.g. "What part of NW?"
"Harlesden"
*Runs away*
by SHOSHOSHOSHOBLUUUU February 2, 2013
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Harperen

A commonly used verb in the Dutch language to indicate someone is capping.
Jonge wat zit je nu weer te harperen
by bobo67239567 November 23, 2021
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