A strap that is worn while partying to keep your sunglasses either on your face or around your neck.
The party harness is often worn by the beer wolf and the party animal, but just about anyone can find comfort in its securing grip. Look for the party harness in these locations, apres ski, houseboating, tailgate parties, bbqs, sausage parties, beer festivals and pretty much anywhere people are found to be partying.
The party harness is often worn by the beer wolf and the party animal, but just about anyone can find comfort in its securing grip. Look for the party harness in these locations, apres ski, houseboating, tailgate parties, bbqs, sausage parties, beer festivals and pretty much anywhere people are found to be partying.
by vAnCiTyCaNaDa March 14, 2010
A man that has a sex harness and sits in it while having his asshole eaten. There is 2 straps that keep the ass cheeks spread for better pleasure.
I was getting a rim job the other night and it wasn’t very pleasurable. Next time I’ll need to sit in my harness.
Man, you sure are a harness-man
Man, you sure are a harness-man
by Spiderlocnow August 14, 2019
She only lets me do anal if I’m wearing a mule harness.
My mule harness was so tight my knob was a shade of bulging vein purple last night.
Hey reach over into the night stand and grab my mule harness if you want the man meat more rigid.
My mule harness was so tight my knob was a shade of bulging vein purple last night.
Hey reach over into the night stand and grab my mule harness if you want the man meat more rigid.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
That dog is so crazy, it needs a neuter harness.
They need to put him in a neuter harness to make sure he doesn’t procreate.
I’ll never get to see my best friend again, his wife put him in a neuter harness.
After November 2, he will be put in a neuter harness.
They need to put him in a neuter harness to make sure he doesn’t procreate.
I’ll never get to see my best friend again, his wife put him in a neuter harness.
After November 2, he will be put in a neuter harness.
by King Smethnic III July 29, 2019
A strap on dildo that attaches to the face. Also known as a Chindo. Found in LA in the Virgin music store, in a sex toy book. The picture was so graphic, all of the people there took a picture of it and sent it to all of their friends phone to teach everyone the wonderful ways of the Face Harness.
I love it when you face harness me. Put this face harness on your face and do me. Why the long penis?
by CHINDOR November 15, 2007
to smoke a cigarette, have a rat
-i'm ganna go har one up, ya wanna kill yourself softly with me?
-are you ganna har me up or what bitch?
(bum me a cigarette)
-are you ganna har me up or what bitch?
(bum me a cigarette)
by deserae January 28, 2004
the other day, in the shower, PHil totally iceberg harnessed the shit out of me! i couldnt even sit for 3 days!
by shinkako December 9, 2010