Hare's Breath

The distance the air goes when a bunny rabbit exhales.

While climbing an unfinished sky scraper in Russia, I was a hare's breath away from reaching the last poll before I plunged 1488 feet to my untimely demise.

by Bruiser Bradley May 4, 2017

Teonie Hares-balek

Teonie Hares-Balek is a word that is used to describe a person who eats yogurt in school. It can also mean someone who does karate when seeing a harmless bee.

Oh! Look, it's a Teonie Hares-Balek!
*person eating yogurt*
<3

by MST<3 October 7, 2021

the rabbit has become the hare

When an incredible turn of events unfolds, letting the author of a comment become the ultimate villain in a world that is unbeknownst to him prior

And just like that Barron..... the rabbit has become the hare

Oh GREAT SCOTT! The rabbit has become the hare!!!

by Baron Terding January 18, 2017

hare-wood high-five

This is when two guys fuck 1 bitch at the same time , 1 in the ass and the guy gets a blowjob. Then they high-Five each other!

Me and john gave sperm belly shelly a hare-wood high-five last nite.

by Jweed December 28, 2007

don't chase two hares at once

( погонища за двумя зайцеми не одного не роймаешь, in Russian) : don't do two things at once

If you want to do two jobs, and both of them well, don't chase two hares at once.

by Sexydimma January 27, 2015

pulled a wild hare out of my ass

Miraculously getting the motivation to accomplish something difficult and actually pulling it off in the last minute.
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A combination of the phrases "pull it out of my ass" (i.e. doing something difficult in the last minute) and "got a wild hare up my ass" (i.e. unexpectedly having motivation to do something).

I pulled a wild hare out of my ass and wrote my 10 page report starting at 3am the night before it was due.

by Gypsy Scotty March 1, 2011

Mad as a March hare.

May stem from the relationship between the March hare and the Mad hatter in Lewis Carols - Alice in Wonderland during the tea party.

See also: Mad As a Hatter

1) Jimbo took three E's a tab of acid a hefty snort of coke, a massive toke on the bong and for the rest of the evening was seen to be acting as mad as a March hare.

2) My grandadsd is 99 and sometimes acts as mad as a March hare.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004