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M.I.O.H./ Max it out hard 

"Max it out hard" is when you commit an extreme act of any kind, and immediately follow up with a tenfold or even more extreme action.( Thomas Duncan Penland. Dec. 5,2011.)
jerry: so did you hook up with that bitch last night bro?
roger: yeah, and i totally came in her face, and then i spit in her mouth. haha
jerry: you just max'ed it out hard bro!

"M.I.O.H./ Max it out hard"

Bitch.

A hard head makes a soft ass 

Of Southern American origin. Refers to the fact that a person that does not listen to reason is going to have a tough life. Often a person that insists on making their own mistakes rather than listen to sage advice will hear this phrase. In other words a young inexperienced person that keeps making stupid mistakes will take a lot of beatings.
Johnnie won't listen to anything his daddy tells him. Well, a hard head makes a soft ass.

Hard Hawk 

The ability to obtain an erection for longer than 100 hours. ONLY immortals are blessed with this godly gift.

(If you do not have a Hard Hawk and have a boner for more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately)
The Hawk at Phillips Academy Andover is blessed with a Hard Hawk.
Hard Hawk by The Hawk Man May 14, 2005

Houston Hard-Hat

A sexual move in which one pours Hershey's hardening syrup over their penis and testicles, and receives oral sex once it dries. Performed preferably with the use of rainbow sprinkles.
Oh my god dude, last night I got the greatest Houston Hard-Hat of all time!!!
Houston Hard-Hat by J-Rivy5 February 5, 2006

hard hat 

1. a steel or plastic helmet worn to protect one's head from falling objects or debris.

2. a worker who wears a hard hat.
A hard hat is one tool that saves lives.
hard hat by Light Joker September 5, 2005

Hard Honda 

A random boner that rears its head during a car ride.
I am going to sit in the car for a second, I have a hard honda.