the guy above me sucks.
A hardguy is a real man. someone who can drink his body weight in alcohol. preferable O.E. He's an all around super sweet, awesome dude. He chugs liters of milk like it ain't no thang. When he goes out, he drops jaeger bombs and Sparxx like it's his job. See the youtube video for details.
Eric Kaufman is the ultimate harguy; he can chug a whole 30 rack in under 10 seconds. Watch him. Guys from Dartmouth are generally hardguys, but rarely do you find a guy harder than the Whooping Kauf.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"