the guy above me sucks.
A hardguy is a real man. someone who can drink his body weight in alcohol. preferable O.E. He's an all around super sweet, awesome dude. He chugs liters of milk like it ain't no thang. When he goes out, he drops jaeger bombs and Sparxx like it's his job. See the youtube video for details.

Eric Kaufman is the ultimate harguy; he can chug a whole 30 rack in under 10 seconds. Watch him. Guys from Dartmouth are generally hardguys, but rarely do you find a guy harder than the Whooping Kauf.

hardguy by Eric Kauf March 13, 2008

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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