the guy above me sucks.
A hardguy is a real man. someone who can drink his body weight in alcohol. preferable O.E. He's an all around super sweet, awesome dude. He chugs liters of milk like it ain't no thang. When he goes out, he drops jaeger bombs and Sparxx like it's his job. See the youtube video for details.

Eric Kaufman is the ultimate harguy; he can chug a whole 30 rack in under 10 seconds. Watch him. Guys from Dartmouth are generally hardguys, but rarely do you find a guy harder than the Whooping Kauf.

hardguy by Eric Kauf March 13, 2008

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Collective 600 pound gorilla

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.

Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

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Team of Destiny

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.

example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."

Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024

Word of the Day on June 11, 2026

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