handsome squidward

the most divine creature under the sea; he used to be ugly before his cosmetic surgery; a smoking hot person with a greek god physique.
whoa did you see that hottie? what a handsome squidward!
by JustPeachy07 January 19, 2010
Get the handsome squidward mug.

Handsome Squidward

the most divine creature under the sea; he used to be ugly before his cosmetic surgery; a smoking hot person with a greek god physique; commonly misthought to be Jake fine.
“Hey, is that Jake fine?”
“Nah, it’s just handsome squidward.”
by BitchboyTamburri March 22, 2018
Get the Handsome Squidward mug.

Handsome Squidward

He is the most sexiest and coolest person in the world, he is soooo hot and his big butt chin describes how much he loves you. Hes very good in bed and wants to be your sugar daddy. People can tend to get jealous of his charm, And he will turn you on like a light switch.
by Cecebear February 09, 2022
Get the Handsome Squidward mug.

Handsome Squidward

Repeatedly slamming your girls head into a door till there’s a hole in her face big enough to fuck and then when your done you take a picture and post it online to see how handsome they are.
“Bro my girl pissed me off so I gave her a handsome squidward.”
Show me the pics dude”
by Forbe August 07, 2024
Get the Handsome Squidward mug.