handsome squidward

the most divine creature under the sea; he used to be ugly before his cosmetic surgery; a smoking hot person with a greek god physique.

whoa did you see that hottie? what a handsome squidward!

handsome squidward by JustPeachy07 January 18, 2010

Handsome squidward

his really handsome gets all the octopussy

handsome squidward gets all the octopussy

Handsome squidward by Eating ur mom all day July 25, 2018

Handsome Squidward

the most divine creature under the sea; he used to be ugly before his cosmetic surgery; a smoking hot person with a greek god physique; commonly misthought to be Jake fine.

“Hey, is that Jake fine?”
“Nah, it’s just handsome squidward.”

Handsome Squidward by BitchboyTamburri May 14, 2018

Handsome Squidward

He is the most sexiest and coolest person in the world, he is soooo hot and his big butt chin describes how much he loves you. Hes very good in bed and wants to be your sugar daddy. People can tend to get jealous of his charm, And he will turn you on like a light switch.

Handsome squidward is my daddy!

Handsome Squidward by Cecebear February 9, 2022

Handsome Squidward

Repeatedly slamming your girls head into a door till there’s a hole in her face big enough to fuck and then when your done you take a picture and post it online to see how handsome they are.

“Bro my girl pissed me off so I gave her a handsome squidward.”
“Show me the pics dude”

Handsome Squidward by Forbe August 6, 2024