left-handers

Someone who smokes cannabis; a stoner. A normal cigarette is called a "right-handed cigarette" and a joint is called a "left-handed cigarette". This is a special code used to allow people to speak freely in public about their plans to smoke pot.

"It smells like left-handers in here."

by Master Beta July 30, 2008

burnie handers

When your partner slathers their hands in jalapeño juice and gives you a hand job.

Man, it was all going great until she hit me with a burnie handers.

by Mojojojo333 February 27, 2021

left-handers

Homosexuals, Army slang

Billet 2 is for left-handers, keep your back to the wall sarge.

by stag4667 September 26, 2006

Two handers

A mammary gland so large it takes two hands to manoeuvre. Usually found in pairs.....

Did you see the size of the bangers on that chick, two handers for sure!

by knock September 15, 2009

Deon Handers

Deon Handers is the act of getting a handjob.

Wow last night I got the worst Deon Handers.

by Billy V. April 4, 2006

Emmanuel Handers

The wide receiver for the Denver Broncos formerly known as Emmanuel Sanders but due to his ability to catch any pass in Madden '16 is now defined by his hands

"Did he really just catch that pass?"

"They don't call him Emmanuel Handers for nothing."

by Jmac420 January 30, 2016

Hangers Hoist

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to

Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020