1.Stemming from the AFL Live series of games, the term "Bad Handball" is used in a similar way to "Bad Call" or "You Idiot." Also used after a shit joke or a joke that falls on its face. A Pre-recording of Dennis Cometti saying "Bad Handball" is the correct pronunciation ie "Baaaad Handball." A Handball is an aspect of Australian Football.
2.An act of scullduggery or "bad blokeness" or simply a bad decision, if something is bad then generally the phrase can be manipulated to apply
2.An act of scullduggery or "bad blokeness" or simply a bad decision, if something is bad then generally the phrase can be manipulated to apply
Person 1: "Kevin Rudd? More like Kevin Gay"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"
Person 1: "I hooked up with a fat, ugly chick"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"
Person 1: "I hooked up with a fat, ugly chick"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"
by goflb June 28, 2009
Daan : *kills Yaroslav*
Yaroslav : "OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Daan : "BRUH THATS INNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
Yaroslav : "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT ****ING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
Everyone else : *pushes yaroslav to line*
Yarosalv : "YOU ALL ****ING CHEATERS"
Everyone else : ez gg lol noob
Handball yaroslav need glasses
Yaroslav : "OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Daan : "BRUH THATS INNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
Yaroslav : "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT ****ING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
Everyone else : *pushes yaroslav to line*
Yarosalv : "YOU ALL ****ING CHEATERS"
Everyone else : ez gg lol noob
Handball yaroslav need glasses
by Dev_mega April 29, 2022
a gathering point for wiggers and potheads in miller place near e-mart, despite its notoriety for being a common hang out spot many still continue to drink and smoke herb there, while playing handball.
"meet me at the handball courts, we'll grab a blunt at e-mart and go blaze in my car, then i'll school you at some handball bitch"
by jack carol December 9, 2005
Disrespectful retort, uttered towards Soccer fans. (Must only be used after Soccer fans refuse to call their sport Soccer)
This usually leads to lesser retort derivatives used by the Soccer fan, such as: Mostly-handball (for real football), Mostly-football (for Soccer), Sometimes-football (for real football), etc...
This usually leads to lesser retort derivatives used by the Soccer fan, such as: Mostly-handball (for real football), Mostly-football (for Soccer), Sometimes-football (for real football), etc...
Dude 1: Dude, you're confusing me. Stop calling that sport football. It's soccer.
Dude 2: The only time you guys use your feet is when it's fourth and 20, whereas in football (soccer), you use your feet all the time!
Dude 1: Dude, that's hypocritical! Your Sometimes-handball goalies are using their hands whenever they can. And don't get me started on throwing the ball in bounds...
Dude 2: Lesser retort derivatives here.
Dude 2: The only time you guys use your feet is when it's fourth and 20, whereas in football (soccer), you use your feet all the time!
Dude 1: Dude, that's hypocritical! Your Sometimes-handball goalies are using their hands whenever they can. And don't get me started on throwing the ball in bounds...
Dude 2: Lesser retort derivatives here.
by huls November 12, 2008
auto handballing is the same thing as auto fisting, or fisting ones own anus or vagina. the auto handballer usually lubricates the targeted orifice with astro glide or KY jelly or sometimes cooking oil then procedes to stuff their hand and forearm into said orifice. the sickest of auto handballers tries to see how much they can fit up there sometimes going as far as the elbow or trying to use both hands while they are balled up. there are alot of videos of this on the internet right now, just google " self fisting "
johnny : " man, that bitch is sexy ! "
al : " don't even try it, she is an auto handballer. trying to fuck that would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway "
johnny : " what is auto handballing ? "
al : " she shoves her fists up her shit "
al : " don't even try it, she is an auto handballer. trying to fuck that would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway "
johnny : " what is auto handballing ? "
al : " she shoves her fists up her shit "
by gmw January 22, 2008
This is the stage between beginner Handball Noob and mediocre Handball recruit.
this rank consists of some respect within the handball community.
this rank consists of some respect within the handball community.
ryan is below Handball developing beginner
by ayeo16 August 8, 2018