ham on the bone

when a guy engages in sexual intercourse with an obesely fat woman

"john enjoys a nice ham on the bone"

by tric565 January 20, 2007

Ham On The Bone

Slang for big ass

That girl got to much ham on the bone for you to handle bro.

by DFA1983 June 16, 2018

Ham boned

the act of getting completely blacked out drunk before the party begins, usually around mid-day on a saturday.

dude, john was ham boned before we even got to the party.

by Bobby Tsunami February 17, 2009

Ham Bone

a curved hard dick, having an appearance similar to that of a ham bone

Hey bitch, come chew on my ham bone

by Dizzy February 06, 2004

Ham boning

When you are just fucking the shit out of some ham

Damn jack, during thanksgiving I was ham boning the shit out of the ham

by Someone u hate December 04, 2019

Ham Bone

One who you are extremely gay for.

Man, im so ham boned for that guy.

by jolene van vaught April 27, 2010

Ham Bone

A shortened word for hamster boner meaning that someones wiener is as small as a hamster's hard.

Dude I am hung like a hamster man I got the Ham Bone.

by George Schwanz October 25, 2011