Ham and eggs 

To go super crazy; crazy on steroids

Alexa: Did you see that video of the Waffle House fight??? That was ham.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.

Ham and eggs by Uncle Buck, Tennessee May 20, 2023

Ham and eggs 

A nickname for penis and testicles.

That ball hit me right in the ham and eggs.

Ham and eggs by Sipple September 24, 2006

pressed ham and eggs 

To push ones testicles to their backside, then press their bare ass and testicles against a plane of glass, squishing the testes against the glass, thus resembling a pressed ham and eggs.

Johnny served all of us a Pressed Ham and Eggs for breakfast from his RV Sunday.

pressed ham and eggs by NASA_CRX May 20, 2008

rotten ham and eggs 

When nix six licks jose's balls

Hey stop trying to give me the rotten ham and eggs

rotten ham and eggs by jumbles July 15, 2010

green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam 

It's basically regular green eggs and ham but with semen and afterwards the man who ejaculated the semen waves his wrist and says "Shazam!"

"Guy 1: Hey wanna eat green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam!"
"Guy 2: oh boi do I"

green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam by Officer_figpucker69 February 7, 2017

Green eggs and Ham

1. One of if not THE most famous Dr. Seuss books where Sam I am tries to get this one guy to eat green eggs and ham and ends up loving it. So basically the message is "if something looks weird at least try it"

2. Some retarded sexual position/move made up by people with no lives on urban dictionary because they think they are either clever/funny

1. I will not eat green eggs and ham I will not eat them in a box and I will not eat them with a fox

2. In the green eggs and ham the male ...

Green eggs and Ham by thatguywhomadethedefinition February 14, 2010

brown eggs and ham 

when a man bends over spreads his ass cheeks lets a little turd out of his anus so your butt looks like an egg and his man peices are the ham - this is a waiting game from the movie waiting -worth ten kicks in the ass

bob showed jon the brown eggs and ham ,and jon threw up and got kicked in the ass

brown eggs and ham by one ball May 24, 2009