hairy panic

The feeling you get when you see your unkempt pubes the night before a big date.
I had a proper hairy panic after I got out of the shower last night.
by Swissola September 09, 2016
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Hairy Panic

The feeling One gets when removing a new sexual partner's under garments for the first time to reveal an usually large amount of pubic hair.
I removed her knickers and a hairy panic immediately overwhelmed me!
by AJ Bucko September 08, 2016
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