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hairy nip 

A hairy nip is like a purple nurple, It invloves squeezing a vicims nipple. More advanced hairy nipperes will twist or pull the nipple which results in more pain for the victim. Hairy nip is short for hairy nipple, but became hairy nip after the trend caught on and became more commonly used. When giving a hairy it is traditional to say "hairy nip!" Its only polite.
"OW! i just got hairy nipped!!"
"My nipple hurts after that hairy nip."
hairy nip by Joe..... September 4, 2008

Hairy Nip Bitch 

That bitch that always wears his shirt off, otherwise known as Chris Easton
"Dood did you see that hairy nip bitch!?"
"Yea, shut up at least he has an Ill chest tatt
Hairy Nip Bitch by Megamoneymike January 21, 2011

hairy nipples 

Hair that grows on the nipple, mainly on young Italian boys around 12 - 18. This hair is famous for growing on Tyler J. C.
Kayley : Hey Sara, have you seen Tyler's nipples?
Sara: Yeah, but we don't talk about it.
Kayley: Why?
Sara: Because, Tyler's very sensitive of his hairy nipples!
Kayley: Oh. ohkay.
hairy nipples by saralizohemgee July 15, 2009

hairy nipples 

extremely gross hair around the nipple region of male.
Russell has large hairy nipples, but he consistently denies it.
hairy nipples by chaleco August 1, 2006

Hairy Nips 

The greatest intramural roller hockey team ever to play.... on Earth.
We went to see the Hairy Nips play tonight and it was niptacular.
Hairy Nips by Joshua Panitzke November 11, 2006

Hairy-nips 

What Russian women use to attract their men folk.
Remember the first time we met in Stalingrad, when you accidentally put one of your hairy-nips in my glass of vodka?
Hairy-nips by Jack Diddly Squat December 7, 2003

Hairy Nipples 

Someone you don't like, or are disgusted by. May infect you with the hairy nipple virus. Most often a fat female. WIll try to rape you while you're asleep. All limbs that come in contact with this person MUST be amputated. Italian males are particularly susceptible to contract this disease and have the worst immunity.

Someone you avoid at ALL costs.
"I saw "Hairy Nipples" the other day.."
"Shit! Did she infect you?"

"It's Hairy Nipples!!!"
"Don't hide behind me, where am I supposed
Hairy Nipples by wealouche November 13, 2010
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