Hairy Mongrel

When someone man or women that has not trimmed or groomed their pubic hair in a very long time.

That guy has a hairy mongrel.

by Now What October 18, 2019

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Hairy Turban

Shaving your pubic hair and sprinkling it on top of another's head.

He gave susie a hairy turban last night, it took her eight hours in the shower to get it all out.

by Hernando Fernando April 3, 2008

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Hairy gnome

A short gnome with a long beard.

David told the man, “You’re so short you look like a hairy gnome with your long beard, dude. Haha, I believe you wouldn’t be so dramatic about that even if you’re cool and mathematic.”

by The Fat Chav July 4, 2021

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Hairy Snowman

My mum in the bath. Probably your mum in the bath.

"What's that white furry thing in the corner?"

"Oh, just my hairy snowman."

by Graham29andahalf July 19, 2014

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Hairy Kipper

To have a hairy kipper is to be extremely agitated, angry and worked up about an issue. Similar to being triggered.

Friend 1 - "Can I stay over at your house tonight?"

Friend 2 - "Don't think so mate, my mum would throw a hairy kipper."

OR

"Someone asked my mum to do a painting for them and she had a hairy kipper"

by TheHairyKipper May 31, 2021

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