The true and utter birth place of the chav. Located in East Sussex at the bottom of England, it is close by to Eastbourne. It has a few buses, that go to Polegate and Eastbourne. Yep, thats right, only two places, and no train station. But if you'd been there, you'd understand why the rest of Sussex wants to keep them closed in. There are a few spots known as "The nice bits" of Hailsham. By this they mean that as chavs go by in cars they try and spit on you, rather than mug you. Hailsham. Where the STI's are airbourne. Where a drive by isn't being shot at, it's a drive by shanking. What else can I say. Don't go there. And if your already there, get out as soon as you can. (Unless your one of the pikey chavs, you can stay in there.)
"Hey dude theres a party in Hailsham tommorow, wanna go?"
"No way man! Laura drove through Hailsham, and came out with chlamydia!"
"No way man! Laura drove through Hailsham, and came out with chlamydia!"
by Rad-E July 29, 2009
If STI's could be measured by radiation, this shithole of a town would make Chernobyl Reactor Four look like a fucking picnic.
by Walkers Crisps Packet May 13, 2021
by the shammer April 21, 2015
The school that caused me sixteen years of erectile disfunction.
One man even described the school as "The worst Fucking Shit show ever" - Principal Phil Mathews
I farted violently on the staircase near M22 and now everyone calls "shardass"
Shout out to phillip hill, the best musician. I want him to have my fucking babies.
One man even described the school as "The worst Fucking Shit show ever" - Principal Phil Mathews
I farted violently on the staircase near M22 and now everyone calls "shardass"
Shout out to phillip hill, the best musician. I want him to have my fucking babies.
(at hailsham community college)
Person one: holy shit is that shardass
Me (shardasss): Oh no i just sharded again in my baby blue tighty whitey pantaloons ltfgvccvhtucrdgsh mkvnjed fzaey hb
Person one: holy shit is that shardass
Me (shardasss): Oh no i just sharded again in my baby blue tighty whitey pantaloons ltfgvccvhtucrdgsh mkvnjed fzaey hb
by shardass July 9, 2021
It is a shit school found in hailsham; you will find shit teachers, a bender of a head teacher, a senior member of staff who looks like a retarded turtle and the year 8's are dyslexic. One particular year 8 is such a stupid spastic he makes an urban dictionary page and spells especially like 'exspecilly' this shows how much the teachers and probably his parents are fucking up.
Person 1: I don't want my child to be a bellend
Person 2: don't send them to hailsham community college then
Person 2: don't send them to hailsham community college then
by Giraffebloke69 July 9, 2015
A school that is shit, Mrs Cowsarse is a bitch. Big up Big Phil. Lots of slags and sluts with a mix of players. The school is located in Chav Town
by Lovemedaddy April 26, 2019
Such a shitty school in Chav Town, the principal is Big Phil and the Shitty deputy is Mrs Cowsarse. We are made to carry 5000 tons of shit school work every day. This school is full of slags,sweats and play boys. This is the worst school
by Lovemedaddy April 26, 2019