by God981 January 19, 2010
A person who will stand up for you,and keep your secrets. She will also be one of the most trustworthy people.
Guinevere;A person who will stand up for you,and keep your secrets. She will also be one of the most trustworthy people. She is also a character from Camelot who ran away with Lancelot.
by Queen Guinevere February 8, 2019
A girl who, while she is a lovely person, is constantly cockblocking people, typically without realizing it. (Can simply be referred to as "Gwen." Male cockblockers are referred to as "Agravaine" or "Uther.")
Merlin Fan #1: I swear Merlin and Arthur were about to kiss in that last scene, but then Gwen walked in and ruined the moment.
Merlin Fan #2: Dammit Guinevere, you're such a cockblocker!
Merlin Fan #2: Dammit Guinevere, you're such a cockblocker!
by Mehhrlin December 7, 2011
Pam: Those Shriners look so sexy in their fezzes!
Barb: Pam, you're such a Guinevere!
At the parade's end, all the Kiwanis were met by their families and Guineveres.
Barb: Pam, you're such a Guinevere!
At the parade's end, all the Kiwanis were met by their families and Guineveres.
by Shevek0506 April 5, 2009
guinevere cashew is allergic to nuts and loves herself.
by abbio420 April 24, 2020
Having plain missionary sex with a wood chipper while screaming gay slurs at the top of your lungs. Whilst juggling big black dildos.
by ThatTiredKid April 3, 2023