guff nut 

gobbet of faecal matter, usually attached to hair close to the anus.

the prospect of 69 heaven evaporated as a guff nut hove into view.

guff nut by chumpflower December 16, 2003

Guff nuts

When you do not wipe your ass correctly and small parts of shit are left in your anal hair that then harden resulting in the owner of said gruff nuts having to pick them out of the hair - usually the case with men or german women

OMG My ass hair hurts!!

You need to pick out your guff nuts Donovan!!

Guff nuts by urbanfoxx June 30, 2011

guffnut 

When in the act of playing gulf, the win is so exciting that you accidently nut on the ball mid air - it only counts if the ball goes in the hole.

It is recommended that you follow this up by saying "slobonmenob" for extra effect.

N/A; "Yo bro that hit was amazing!! YO WTF DID YOU JUST GUFFNUT THATS SICK ASF BRO"
You: Slobonmenob

guffnut by You12scum34bag July 10, 2025