a woman who obsessed with overly expensive useless shit, has 3 million Instagram pics of shit like Balenciaga sneakers and says "bae" and "bish" and "yaaaassss" in every fucking sentence.
Girl: "You seen my new Slides? I instagrammed the shit out of them"
Friend: "Damn gurl, you just Gucci Coochie"
n or adj , reffering to female genitalia that has surgery, plastic, reconstructive, or otherwise. Esp. for cosmetic reasons to counter a lifetime of wear-n-tear.
Apparently among cougars gucci coochies are all the rage, i.e. basically a retread for the vagina.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."