a woman who obsessed with overly expensive useless shit, has 3 million Instagram pics of shit like Balenciaga sneakers and says "bae" and "bish" and "yaaaassss" in every fucking sentence.
Girl: "You seen my new Slides? I instagrammed the shit out of them"
Friend: "Damn gurl, you just Gucci Coochie"
n or adj , reffering to female genitalia that has surgery, plastic, reconstructive, or otherwise. Esp. for cosmetic reasons to counter a lifetime of wear-n-tear.
Apparently among cougars gucci coochies are all the rage, i.e. basically a retread for the vagina.