gruzzle

verb; to eat hastily, with zeal.

Derivation is probably a combination of "gruffle" and "guzzle."

See also "gruffle."

"You ready to gruzzle down some cheese omelettes, or do you want to watch Braveheart again first?"

by Ray Smuckles April 14, 2006

gruzzle

Slime creature that can't read and steals words from books so no one else can read either.

"Hah! I fucking slimed that Gruzzle! Eat that, I found the mystery word!"

by gruzzleatsyou June 11, 2007

gruzzle

an african brotha with a half an afro cause the other half was am burned off wif a zizzle lighter,

dang! that bizzle got some gruzzle!

by smelly tyrizzle from the hizzle who am be havin a October 11, 2003

Gruzzling

To guzz but also to gain respect for a certain action

Yo this new saint jhn has been gruzzling on me

by Yoshlin Gonzalez December 18, 2022

gruzzle

A sex act where a physically larger man (most commonly a gay bear) tops a physically smaller man and, upon orgasm, penetration is maintained and there is no cleanup as the top proceeds to nap on top of the bottom.

Sorry about the smell, I got gruzzled last night.

by Nepressionist January 27, 2024