Having or getting an erection while taking shit.
Dude, I had to rub one out this morning after getting a grumpy dick.
by Toilet erection May 28, 2017
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A really big dump, that may or may not be currently slamming against your rectum.
Hey guys, I'd love to help you, but I've got one hell of a grumpy customer right now. It requires my full attention.
by walrusnuts November 18, 2020
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A near distance perimeter that surrounds perpetually grumpy individuals that instantly makes others who enter the bubble grumpy too.
Carlos was in a good mood until he overtaken by grumpiness when Sean stopped by his desk and enveloped him in his grumpy bubble.
by yeahgriz March 10, 2016
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The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf is a made name of a Christmas Carol just to see if people would choose something they have never heard of or try and look up what it was online, only to find it here.
We tried to google " The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf " only to wind up on this pointless webpage and then we had to give Mr. Trey a Lump of Coal.
by Mr. Trey December 14, 2020
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When an angry Matthew becomes irate. Possibly caused by other poeples. You never know what will provoke a grumpy schneiderman but when it goes down people die and being a bone duster, the bodies will be disposed of easily and without question.
Mike: What's going on over there
Pablo: Looks like there's and altercation of some sorts

Mike: Holy crap he just grumpy schneiderman'd his ass let's get the F* outta here
Pblo: roger that
by assman19 October 24, 2011
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The act of being grumpy on a regular basis by wives.
My wife was grumpying me all day long today.
by Swing1177 February 14, 2018
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