gruft

the exact point at which buttock cheeks meet; above the crack, but below the cleft.

Q: Where did that wasp sting you?
A: right on my gruft!

by Darcewingo March 27, 2012

Grufted

Destroy, demolish or devastate something(s).

Boy- "I want to get into those sweet walls of yours..."
Girl - "Sure, but be weary, I'm still Grufted from the other night."

by LewisThe420BlazeItDatBoi July 21, 2016

Gruft

Verb.

The act of passing wind or farting.

No way, can you smell his gruft!

by And. July 29, 2018

Gruft

1. A satisfactory collection of facial hair.

2. Pubic hair

1. When I'm thinking, I often stroke the gruft upon my face to supplement the psychological exercise

2. I buried my face in her vagina, but the gruft surrounding her beefy curtains gave me stubble rash.

by Bradshawshank November 28, 2005