Ground Squirrel
"Dude! I was scoping this hot chick at the bar last night but then she spoke and she was a total ground squirrel. Her head was full of walnuts, total waste."
Ground Squirrel by DPH Red strange.com January 24, 2013
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ground squirrel
when there is an orgy about, and you're not included. you get your strap-on, and crawl under everyone and make your way into the pile eating as many nuts as you can, until your accepted into the orgy.
ground squirrel by delivery boyy! February 3, 2010
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Ground Squirrel
Some species of squirrel a gay retard made up to prove his subscribers were retarded about what kind of squirrels there are
Ground Squirrel by Autismo Slicer November 21, 2017
Fat Ground Squirrel
Person 1: "That's one fat squirrel."
Person 2: "That's a groundhog."
Person 1: "That makes it a Fat Ground Squirrel"
Person 2: "That's a groundhog."
Person 1: "That makes it a Fat Ground Squirrel"
Fat Ground Squirrel by xMANder69 May 23, 2022
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