by Curious Cow August 2, 2004
v. The use of a puppy or other young animal to attract children or young people with an ulterior motive in mind.
Oi! Check out the girls going to the old paedo over there with the young golden retriever. He's puppy grooming.
by Jeremyhotpepper April 12, 2011
The act of 2 bearded co workers picking crumbs from each others beards and/or shoulder or back hair.
Philip and Roger were in the breakroom monkey grooming each other. How does one lose control of their cracker crumbs.
by Goshma Ballsich November 15, 2013
by The Real Joulie November 16, 2022
The act of representing yourself in a misleading way, on-line, for the purpose of securing a date with a person older than you.
In essence, reverse grooming is an about turn on the familiar stereotype of the groomer - the most important differences being that it is legal and completely wholesome. Where your typical groomer of young people will use an excessive amount of explanation marks, smiley faces and abbreviation in communications, and display a recently acquired knowledge of the current music/TV/film tastes of young people, the technique of the reverse groomer is almost the exact opposite. Out goes the faux-poor grammar, smilies and explanation marks, and in comes an increased attention to grammar and punctuation, and a recently acquired knowledge of wine, theatre and expensive locations for mini-breaks.
In essence, reverse grooming is an about turn on the familiar stereotype of the groomer - the most important differences being that it is legal and completely wholesome. Where your typical groomer of young people will use an excessive amount of explanation marks, smiley faces and abbreviation in communications, and display a recently acquired knowledge of the current music/TV/film tastes of young people, the technique of the reverse groomer is almost the exact opposite. Out goes the faux-poor grammar, smilies and explanation marks, and in comes an increased attention to grammar and punctuation, and a recently acquired knowledge of wine, theatre and expensive locations for mini-breaks.
Reverse Grooming in action:
“Wot u doin sat nite – wont 2 have sum fun?? LOLZ!!!!! :-) :-) ;-) ”
Becomes:
“Rachel,
My property manager has just confirmed that the Tuscany farm house will be free in the Autumn. I realise that we have yet to meet, but there’s no doubting the connection between us my petal. If you are as beautiful in person as you are in your photographs I would love to take you there for a long weekend. After all, what better place to drink wine and discuss culture than the birthplace of the italian renaissance?”
“Wot u doin sat nite – wont 2 have sum fun?? LOLZ!!!!! :-) :-) ;-) ”
Becomes:
“Rachel,
My property manager has just confirmed that the Tuscany farm house will be free in the Autumn. I realise that we have yet to meet, but there’s no doubting the connection between us my petal. If you are as beautiful in person as you are in your photographs I would love to take you there for a long weekend. After all, what better place to drink wine and discuss culture than the birthplace of the italian renaissance?”
by Tom_135 May 3, 2011
The physical removal of the gentalia's pubic hair or ass hair via the other person's teeth.
tugging and pulling out someones pubic or ass hair with your teeth.
tugging and pulling out someones pubic or ass hair with your teeth.
daaaaayyyym BITCH!!
Yo teeth be doin sum tight shit.. rip that ass hair out and groom chop that shit!
Yo teeth be doin sum tight shit.. rip that ass hair out and groom chop that shit!
by silly bitches November 6, 2009
To use facebook chat/wall posts/inbox messaging to chat up someone that you fancy with witty flirtatious banter, in order to groom them, as so next time you see them out, the ground work is done and you can go in for the pull.
A:Is that hot girl going out tonight?
B:Yea maate, I have been facebook grooming her all week. Im in there.
B:Yea maate, I have been facebook grooming her all week. Im in there.
by GDIZZLEDIZZLE April 16, 2009